My friends comments while playing through Elliot's route
Them: Ah, Elliot.
Them: Good ole' Elliot.
Them: OH GOD HE'S SO CUTE WHEN HE'S IN PAIN.
Them: KEEP PULLING HIS EARS BITCH.
Them: He already loves me? That was suspicously quick.
Them: Elliot you're gonna get diabetes.
Them: OH LOOK IT'S THE SKANK HOE "BRAD"
Them: What is this translator...
Them: LOOK AT HIS ABS.
Them: OH GOD YOU'RE IN HIS ROOM
Them: ON HIS BED.
Them: That's it?
Them: Why is his dialouge so cute?
Them: OH GOD HIS BED AGAIN.
Them: AND HE FLIPPED OVER.
Them: OH GOD HE'S OFFERED BOTH SIDES.
Them: Elliot and Blood have a hot bromance going on here.
And mostly: GURL. ALICE. HE HAS OFFERED BOTH SIDES AND A BATH.
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME.